Post by She Who Is Ignorant on Nov 29, 2006 18:25:59 GMT -5
Parody Roleplay at it's Finest!
Hogwarts School of the Brave and the Ignorant, currently celebrating it's fourth day murder free, is now accepting enrolments. This, of course, is nothing new, as ever since Subla Needlessgore took over as Headmaster thay have been accepting enrollments on a near constant basis. Needlessgore is a believer in everyone's right to an education, and more importantly, everyone's right to give his school money in order to recieve one. And, as Needlessgore's arrival has also warrented an increase in lawsuits filed by disguntled parents, unamused copyright holders, and displeased health and safety inspectors, the school is in need of all the money it can get.
Hogwarts School of the Brave and the Ignorant is the famed Wizards school, the place where students learn various magical skills in the hope that it will prepare them for the outside world. Newly re-opened, for what seems like the thousandth time in recent years, the school has had to make a few changes in order to comply with new budgetary restrictions. However, the dedicated staff will continue to try and teach the unteachable, no matter what happens, as long as their pay cheques continue to arrive on time.
This is not your average Harry Potter RPG. This is a parody, a place to vent your silly side! We're a small community eager for new members and the fun that they bring to the game.
This is a place where anything goes. Want to play an eleven year old with a wooden leg who wants to be a pirate? How about a boy whose owl got lost, and is only just starting his first year at the age of 16? What about a boy who decided he'd re-enrol as a girl, whilst maintaining his previous enrolment at the same time? Well, tough luck, those ones are taken. But anything else you can think of, bring it along!
So come take a look! The school can't hang onto their record-breaking four day murder free streak forever - and maybe it will be your character who tips the scales! Or not - you can never tell at this place!